A Day in the Life of A College Freshman...
Behold, a new idea has been born. I have many friends who are not yet in college, and for those of us who are in college, this will hopefully be humorous. Anywho, here comes some advice to you via my blog.Top Five Ways to tell your roomate is nuts
5. Walks around campus wearing nothing but a spiral notebook
4. Whenever you put up a college pennant he takes it down and eats it
3. His SAT score is tatooted to his forehead
2. He cuts the eyes out of all your pictures
1. His website is www.killmyroomate.com
Top Ten Least Useful College Courses
10. "Perspectives On Fudge"
9. "Introduction To The Hat"
8. "Introduction To Introduction To The Hat"
7. "1999: Carson Daly's Hunkiest Year"
6. "Unheard Voices: The Poetry Of Raccoons"
5. "Other Fashion Statements Made By The Guy Who First Tied A Sweater Around His Neck"
4. "Latin"
3. "The Comic Genius Of Dave Letterman"
2. "Taft To Cheney -- A Century Of Fat Politicians"
1. "Cooking With Cipro"
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